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ROXY: our dates are p much the most bombin things 6evar
ROXY: which is even better’n 5evar
ROXY: and they r ALL perf so lemme give u ALL the deets
ROXY: (and sry karkart, im answerin 4 eribby but yeh were matesprits)

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ROXY: it starts w some madtastic gamin 
ROXY: (where i always kick his ass p hard)
ROXY: (which probs goes w/o sayin considering just who were talkin about here)
ROXY: (w/e im sayin it anyway i own lmfao)

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ROXY: then we order chinese or pizza cuz we dont feel like goin anywhere
ROXY: why go out when all the best of everything is literally right here
ROXY: yeah ok we go out sometimes but thats not the specific kinda date im tellin u about right at this moment so dont think you can derail me

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ROXY: after that we cuddle up n watch wizard movies
ROXY: (the more wizardy the better)
ROXY: (were specifically watchin merlin’s shop of mystical wonders here)
ROXY: while enjoyin our bestest dinner foodstuffs

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ROXY: aaand then if were not feelin too sleepy from food and movies we dance 2 our fav song which is tied to the ground by charmaine
ROXY: (which is the best song so u should totes go listen 2 it immediately as human and/or trolly possible)
ROXY: its so romantic and p much the best thing 
ROXY: eribbys lyk the best dancre too cuz of bein royal or regal or whatevs 
ROXY: *dancer

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ROXY: n then lastly we miiiiite cuddle after havin a lil wine 
ROXY: cuz thats like date law
ROXY: and u GOTTA obey date lay
ROXY: *law … nah nvm that sentence is perf as is
ROXY: that said i aint tellin you bout the rest of our date so this is all ur gettin enjoy

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